Bambi tells All
Submitted by
Bambi-Ax-Handle on Mon, 03/10/2008 at 1:27pm.
Hi, my legions of fans!
Did you miss my insightful and ever so witty blog posts? I have heard your cries, and damn it, I am not made of stone, so I had to oblige the requests of the few.
In the past, in an effort to preserve the mystique I have avoided the queries; However, I will answer some questions that have been posed to me though the heavens may fall.
1) No, I will not engage in Strip Chess. It is cold and I lose far too often.
2) Yes, I look just like Betty, except I am three dimensional and my hair is red... but the rest is dead on.
3) Yes, I am picky about who I allow on my Chess radar. The requirements are a well-guarded secret, and change daily.
4) No, Jughead... my psychic friend tells me that it would be a BIG mistake.
5) My name was given to me by a friend, as much as I would like to accept the credit, he plays here and I would be caught before my pawn structure is complete.
6) No! I hate country music, I am a rock fan through and through. So, I don't understand any Dixie Chick reference.
7) Yes, you have the key to Gramercy Park.
8) Yes, I am as sweet as I seem.
9) Nope, well, maybe... ok yes.
10) Tool
I believe that just about covers it.
Regards,
~Bambi