Bambi Is On Call?

Submitted by Bambi-Ax-Handle on Mon, 08/18/2008 at 5:34am.

Hellooooooooo!

Bambi here, just letting you know that I am still frolicking and dodging bullets. I am a little surprised that I still face this barbaric existence and why can't these evil men just leave me alone and get a life.

You just don't know... So many have tried to claim my head only to adorn me with a silly party hat, and hang me in their den. While I am quick and agile, I find myself a little miffed at the constant barrage of bullets and aims at my heart.

Just so you know, I have made a little list of you orange-capped fellows and if karma means anything at all, perhaps one day ... when you are at the water-cooler or maybe going for a lick of salt, you will feel the pressure that Bambi endures.

Oh, and today I am crossing the great meadow, I will let you know when I have reached the edge safely. : )

Listening to this while I am risking life and limb :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEh8OL0Jj-0

~Bambi

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by Aristokatt - 4 months ago
Somewhere in the distance United States

Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 1376

I didn't inhale! hehe

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 4 months ago
Charlotte United States

Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 637

I can disable you... imagine if you smoked it to the end!

by Aristokatt - 4 months ago
Somewhere in the distance United States

Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 1376

I am more trouble than your.. soon to be sueflayed,,, Bambi brain can comprehend!

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 4 months ago
Charlotte United States

Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 637

BBrout... ASStrokatt is the type of man troubles I have. Always aiming to filet me in some manner.

And you will need the salt to counteract my utter sweetness. : )

by Aristokatt - 4 months ago
Somewhere in the distance United States

Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 1376

Ummmmmmmmm....... when will the Bambi burgers be ready, I'm starving.....can somebody please pass the salt.

by bbrout - 4 months ago
Okotoks Canada

Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 573

Oh dear. Sounds like guy trouble. The three rules of men:

1. No man is worth it.

2. All men are pigs.

3. All men are really, really stupid.

I think your dad was supposed to tell you that a long, long time ago.

by WAYNE1984 - 4 months ago
Swindon England

Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 1191

lol hope you will blog sooon as we need our fix of bambies blogging :)

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 4 months ago
Charlotte United States

Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 637

Wicked Wayne!! You flatter me... as if I could ever stay away from such blatant flattery. I live for it! It keeps me spry and sassy, without such devotion, I might never write another entry.

Now... I shall climb over you in this chess ladder and then I will take my rightful station, and rule from my perch. That's the plan anyway!

by WAYNE1984 - 4 months ago
Swindon England

Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 1191

hail the blogess on her return :)

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 4 months ago
Charlotte United States

Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 637

Ahhhh, Zorro! I told you I would, and I am a woman of my word. I am still perfecting the perfect star date entry for you. I swear it will be stuffed full of pure fun ... you will fall off your shoes. I fell off my shoes once, it was very embarrassing, so be prepared at all blogging times.

Here ya go, this is what I am into: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A

by zlhflans - 4 months ago
Tampa Bay, Fl United States

Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 2295

the bloggess returns. what a happy day! :)

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