Bambi's Baking Confessional and Blood OATH
Submitted by
Bambi-Ax-Handle on Sat, 05/03/2008 at 4:18pm.
Greetings and Salutations, my fellow Chess Blog lovers:
It is I, Bambi, I understand some have weakened in their faith that I would return. “Doubting Thomas” is on the tip of my tongue, but I feel my reaction may be harsh, for it is only your love of Bambi's blogging that caused such insecurity. In any regard, the gods have answered your prayers and Bambi blogs AND bakes once again.
Yes, it is not a rumor that I am indeed baking a cake. I know Dawn Wells is reading this and is hoping it is lemon; however, it is not for her. Now, Baking Bambi has been chessing while folding her eggs and beating the hell out of the batter. Was this a wise decision? My opponents are nodding their heads for my chess has suffered greatly. Let us all send up a little strand of hope that the cake does not show the same effects as the Chess.
So, to all those that took advantage of my weakness to the flour and sugar today, you will soon feel the wrath that has developed at my losses. You will no longer have frosting to hide behind. I will come back on a sugar high and bring you all to your knees.
If you touch any of my pawns, I’ll kill ya, You touch my pieces, and I’ll kill ya, any of you chessmos touch me… and I’ll kill ya.
I watched “Stripes” this afternoon while I frosted and made lopsided roses.
xoxo,
~Bambi