Captain's Log Installment Deux
Submitted by
Bambi-Ax-Handle on Wed, 02/27/2008 at 11:46am.
I changed my avatar, I know, it's a shock. Calm down, Jughead ... it was a complete act of vanity. After an amazing soul with an eagle eye expressed his unbiased opinion about Betty and her cavernous nose, I was unable to see anything else.
I was given the benefit of the doubt and was even touted as brilliant for making such a bold statement. Unfortunately, I did not recognize the huge honker, and was ignorant; however, once the nasal passage was viewed without a Betty bias, the nose could not and would not be ignored, it taunted me.
And if my point needs further support, I was playing chess with my English friend, and losing. The pig nose was an albatross around my neck, choking any clarity of play and forethought. I now clearly understand why Archie was ambivalent about Betty and her exposed nasal cavity, and sought out the company of Veronica.
See for yourself:
Anyhoo... I have adopted the post-rhinoplasty Betty.