Nobody puts Bambi in the Corner

Submitted by Bambi-Ax-Handle on Fri, 02/29/2008 at 8:39pm.

 

I know, I know... what a corny line from Dirty Dancing; however, I stand by the cheese, and I will tell you why you should stand behind me.  Primarily, because I said so, and it's my blog.  

 

First off, I am not easily susceptible to corny dialogue.  If the truth is known, I reject most cliche acts as a principle.  I am likely to laugh if I am being fed a bunch of meaningless crap that will dissipate before the flavor in my gum has faded. 

 

My critics are dying to interrupt and point out how completely campy the baby line is.  Now, if they were speaking of accuracy, then I would be screaming "Uncle" and take my wet willy like a grown up.  The line is not accurate.  She WAS in the corner, and someone put her there.  Whether it was the kinda hot dad, or the mom I didn't recognize, or the flake herself -- Baby.  Perhaps a self-imposed penance for the dirty dancing, or not doing the jump at the Sheldrake, or because she refers to herself as "Baby". 

But SOMEONE did put her dumbass in the corner. 

 

Baby was a dolt, and if my opinion counts, I think she deserved to be "put" in the corner.  I would have probably insisted she turn her chair, as well. 

 

The line is cool, because it is all about risk.  Sure, the risk was minimal, he had already lost his job, his Baby, and the window from his Chevy.  But some risk was involved.

 

 


 

Comments:

by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 10 months ago
Charlotte United States
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 637

Devilish Rael,

 

I really enjoyed the commentary.  Not often does complete and abject humiliation tickle me so, but you and your wit succeeded.  Now,  Batman... that dark Knight will get his.  I am Julie Newmar, the best Catwoman; and I have you in my sights.... purrrrrrrrrrr.

 

 


by Rael - 10 months ago
Calgary, Alberta Canada
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 4044

 

Putting Bambi in a corner...

 


by Bambi-Ax-Handle - 10 months ago
Charlotte United States
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 637

I am, but a muse to your prolific poetic play.  I live to inspire and confound.  Beneath the grace and skill, lies a top notch scout for incoming dookie.

 

I believe some ground rules about the upcoming poo fling is in order.

 

Stockpiling of poo is not allowed for longer than a week.  

Haz Mat suits are your own responsibility to maintain and dry clean.

Rain X treated goggles -- a very good idea. 

Certification in Shinola is a plus. 

 

 

 

 


by Aristokatt - 10 months ago
Somewhere in the distance United States
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 1376

"I am likely to laugh if I am being fed a bunch of meaningless crap that will dissipate before the flavor in my gum has faded."

That's the best review of my chess play ramblings I have ever received. I am inspired to work even that much harder to greatly increase, for your everlasting bliss, the longevity of my poo. 


 

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