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WTF??

So, here I am, minding my own business when I stumble upon an exchange involving me, my intelligence and strangely enough my baby blues.  Imagine my surprise at my name being bantered in such a vindictive and outright mean way.  True, I am often the subject of people's conversation, but most often in the most glowing of terms and admiration. 

Quotes from my offenders:

Even Bambi can't withhold her laughter. She knows you are
DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  by PrettyGoPale

 

Bambi doesn't have the capacity to recognize your impending death lurking right before her untrained inferior soon to be plucked out eyeballs   by Aristokatt

Let me outline my issue:

PGP implies with the word 'Even' that I am somehow slower than the average Chess.com viewer, but Katt's defeat is so clear that even my dimwitted brain could not fail to see the path in which Katt finds himself, and find amusement in the fact.

Katt then goes even further and attests that I haven't that amount of capacity. Then he goes off on a weird tangent and he calls my eyes inferior... so what if I must wear corrective contact lens, we all can't be 20/20, elitist asshole.

Then, we have the threat of Katt wanting to claim my untrained eyeballs right out of my head.  Perhaps as a trophy, perhaps as some sick fetish activity, who knows. 

I am speechless... not really, otherwise I wouldn't have constructed this blog about it, but figuratively I am speechless.

 

Comments


  • 2 Years Ago

    PrettyGoPale

    Well, Bambi -- this site is chock-full of kindly gents who spend a great deal of time inquiring about the feelings of the women chess players here.  I've even blogged about them in the past.

    http://blog.chess.com/PrettyGoPale/an-unpleasantness-among-us

    While these manly souls had nothing but the noblest of intentions into inquiring about your mental well-being, of course, I posit that they are almost certainly the types who believe that wrasslin' is real and that a comb-over hides the brutal truth.  Now that I've set forth those assertions, you are in a position to reciprocate by sending those Sir Walter Raleigh-esque sorts private messages to ask if they are OK.

    Another day, another kindly deed.  It's what I do.

    I can't be everything to everyone, but I can be everything to myself.  It's good to be KIng.

    PGP

  • 2 Years Ago

    Bambi-Ax-Handle

    Wow... I did not realize so many Chess people cared about how I feel.  After the 4th private message inquiring if I am OK and to opine that I am NOT as dense as a fence post, I felt I should set the record straight. 

    Thanks to all of you, for your concern, and I am not really angry with Katt.  I was giving the business to Aristokatt, it was his turn on the wheel and he is so much fun to tease. 

    All the interest has left a warm spot in the pit of my belly, it may very well be the hot coffee I just gulped down, but I am going to call it the warm and fuzzies from Chess.com.

  • 2 Years Ago

    Bambi-Ax-Handle

    Oh Man, is my face red... and let me state that I completely agree with your assessment of me, PGP.  I really do strive to be kind and thoughtful, and not ridicule those that are oblivious to the state of things. You know the type, flapping around like a puffed up bird, strutting and cawing indeterminately at any passerby. 

    Anyway, so it was Aristokatt (shithead!) that implied that I haven't a lick of sense.  I could not possibly comprehend the impact of being down in material and at such a disadvantage.  It was he alone that insulted me and all those visually-challenged people that haven't gone for Lasik yet. 

    I am so glad you clarified that for me, PGP.

  • 2 Years Ago

    PrettyGoPale

    Not so fast, Bambi.  You know the old saw: When you assume you make an ass out of u and Aristokatt.

    You completely misinterpreted the use of "Even" in my note.  I meant that "Even Bambi" -- a person who tries her hardest not to hurt the feelings of others -- "can't withhold her laughter," thusly, delivering an embarassing assessment of Aristokatt's plight.  The "even" indicated that my destruction of Aristokatt is so completely and utterly without question, that against your nature (and best efforts), you can't conceal your amusement at his child-like play, compared to my mastery.

  • 2 Years Ago

    Bambi-Ax-Handle

    BAH! As slow as you and PGP seem to believe I am (fuckwads!), I, like everyone else KNOW that you are in serious trouble.  It will be impressive and quite a game to watch, if you are able to pull out a win.

  • 2 Years Ago

    bbrout

    wierd

  • 2 Years Ago

    Aristokatt

      DOUBT ME NOT!!! That Bag of Mucous will taste defeat! 2 pawns ahead guarantees nothing!!!

    Pretty go pale's future HOME!!!

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