Ironbark Chess

Submitted by Dozy on Fri, 06/06/2008 at 4:49pm.

When should you resign a chess game? Certainly not when you have a forced mate on the board. The Man from Ironbark just wouldn't have understood that at all.

Banjo Paterson (1864-1941) was Australia's most loved bush poet and wrote such greats as Waltzing Matilda and The Man from Snowy River. Almost as famous was his classic about a naïve country boy who came to the big city in the late 19th century and found himself the butt of a practical joke. A barber pretended to cut his throat the back of a heated razor. I'll reproduce the poem in the next post so that anybody who wants to read the whole thing can do so, but we only need two verses.

The point was that, while the man thought he was bleeding to death, he didn't give up without a fight. So,

He fetched a wild up-country yell might wake the dead to hear,

And though his throat, he knew full well, was cut from ear to ear,

He struggled gamely to his feet, and faced the murd'rous foe:

`You've done for me! you dog, I'm beat! one hit before I go!

I only wish I had a knife, you blessed murdering shark!

But you'll remember all your life, the man from Ironbark.'

 

He lifted up his hairy paw, with one tremendous clout

He landed on the barber's jaw, and knocked the barber out.

He set to work with tooth and nail, he made the place a wreck;

He grabbed the nearest gilded youth, and tried to break his neck.

And all the while his throat he held to save his vital spark,

And `Murder! Bloody Murder!' yelled the man from Ironbark.
 

And in just one phrase of that first verse is the concept of Ironbark Chess: “One hit before I go! “

 

The ultimate Ironbark position was a game from the Pacific Zonal in 2006 when FM Bruce Watson resigned in the following position against IM Igor Bjelobrk. Of course, Igor is a fearsome opponent but that wouldn't have deterred the Man from Iro

 

nbark who would have tried one hit before going down.

And that hit would have scored big time.

 

What Watson missed was 37...Qxg2+ 38. Bxg2 Re1+ 39. Bf1 Rxf1 mate.

 

I'm not suggesting that we should play on indiscriminately in a lost position but, when the axe is set to fall, it's worth having a look for one last desperate try before placing our head on the chopping block.


» posted in Dozy's Inferno
 

Comments:

by jumbojet - 20 months ago
Yorkshire United Kingdom
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 19

Nice poem

It does encourage me to know that he missed that chance, I live in hope.


by Phil_from_Blayney - 20 months ago
Blayney, NSW Australia
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 256

Just a small correction, the game was played in 2005, not 2006.

But it is one of those inspirational master moments that encourages all of us patzers to continue playing the game. :)


by phishcake5 - 20 months ago
California United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 793
Wow, hard to believe an FM missed that.  Gives us all hope.
by Dozy - 20 months ago
Blue Mountains Australia
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2209

And for anybody who wants to soak up a bit of Australian culture, here's the whole poem:

                            The Man from Ironbark

                                                  —Banjo Patterson

It was the man from Ironbark who struck the Sydney town,

He wandered over street and park, he wandered up and down.

He loitered here, he loitered there, till he was like to drop,

Until at last in sheer despair he sought a barber's shop.

`'Ere! shave my beard and whiskers off, I'll be a man of mark,

I'll go and do the Sydney toff up home in Ironbark.'


The barber man was small and flash, as barbers mostly are,

He wore a strike-your-fancy sash, he smoked a huge cigar:

He was a humorist of note and keen at repartee,

He laid the odds and kept a `tote', whatever that may be,

And when he saw our friend arrive, he whispered `Here's a lark!

Just watch me catch him all alive, this man from Ironbark.'


There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall,

Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;

To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,

`I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut.'

And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:

`I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark.'


A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,

Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.

He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,

Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat;

Upon the newly shaven skin it made a livid mark --

No doubt it fairly took him in -- the man from Ironbark.


He fetched a wild up-country yell might wake the dead to hear,

And though his throat, he knew full well, was cut from ear to ear,

He struggled gamely to his feet, and faced the murd'rous foe:

`You've done for me! you dog, I'm beat! one hit before I go!

I only wish I had a knife, you blessed murdering shark!

But you'll remember all your life, the man from Ironbark.'


He lifted up his hairy paw, with one tremendous clout

He landed on the barber's jaw, and knocked the barber out.

He set to work with tooth and nail, he made the place a wreck;

He grabbed the nearest gilded youth, and tried to break his neck.

And all the while his throat he held to save his vital spark,

And `Murder! Bloody Murder!' yelled the man from Ironbark.


A peeler man who heard the din came in to see the show;

He tried to run the bushman in, but he refused to go.

And when at last the barber spoke, and said, `'Twas all in fun --

'Twas just a little harmless joke, a trifle overdone.'

`A joke!' he cried, `By George, that's fine; a lively sort of lark;

I'd like to catch that murdering swine some night in Ironbark.'


And now while round the shearing floor the list'ning shearers gape,

He tells the story o'er and o'er, and brags of his escape.

`Them barber chaps what keeps a tote, By George, I've had enough,

One tried to cut my bloomin' throat, but thank the Lord it's tough.'

And whether he's believed or no, there's one thing to remark,

That flowing beards are all the go way up in Ironbark.

 


 

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