Mobile Gambit and a Hyper-Flank Opening

Submitted by Dozy on Sat, 01/10/2009 at 2:08pm.

If you haven't read SonofPearl's new post about “Proposed FIDE Rule Changes” you should get yourself over there and read them now. In fact, if you're not tracking SonofPearl you're missing one of chess.com's most informative sources.

He lists three main changes: the first is an obvious attempt to limit grandmaster draws, the other two—those that bring a story to mind—are about plain, old-fashioned, good manners.

Mobile Phones:

Without the permission of the arbiter a player is forbidden to have a mobile phone or other electronic means of communication in the playing venue, unless they are completely switched off. If any such device produces a sound, the player shall lose the game. The opponent shall win. However, if the opponent cannot win the game by any series of legal moves, his score shall be a draw.

Anybody who has played an OTB tournament will have had some experience of the disruption that can be caused by mobile phones. It's less of a problem now that players automatically forfeit the game if their phone rings during play, but the new amendment extends that forfeit to “any sound” emitted by the phone.

Of course, the rule can be abused.

Two or three years ago, during a junior tournament in Australia, one player found himself in a losing position. Rather than resign he came up with a strategy. He knew his opponent's mobile phone was in his satchel under the table, and he knew the lad kept it turned on. He also knew the phone number. And how did he know all this? His opponent was a friend, of course. He then had another guy call his (soon to be ex) friend who was promptly disqualified.

Late Arrivals:

Any player who arrives at the chessboard after the start of the session shall lose the game, unless the arbiter decides otherwise. Thus the default time is 0 minutes. The rules of a competition may specify a different default time; or:

Any player who arrives at the chessboard after the start of the session shall lose the game.

And about time, too!

I get very restless with people who are habitually late for appointments and, whenever possible, avoid them. Richard Ianelli in his “Devil's New Dictionary” defined LATE this way:

  1. Showing a high level of low regard for others.

  2. Not in time to avert worry but too early to be given up for dead.

  3. Possessing a seemingly unlimited supply of imaginative, and often amusing, excuses.

I played in the first Sydney International Open in 2007. I'd been hopelessly outclassed in most of my games and needed a win in the final round to raise my score from “disgraceful” to “almost respectable”. My opponent who, on rating difference alone, would have been favoured to win, was uncharacteristically late.

As the game clock moved ever-so-slowly toward the 60-minute forfeit I had mixed feelings. Sure, I'd get my point, but there was absolutely no satisfaction in it.

Then, just when I was getting ready to claim the win, he arrived. I was annoyed but he had the good grace to apologise and we settled down to play. What happened next was the funniest chess game I've ever played.

Mr NN must have assumed that if he used an unorthodox opening against a lower-rated player, I would be confused by the unusual position and blunder quickly. The problem with that kind of thinking was that I wasn't the one who was short of time.

You just can't give that kind of advantage to a pissed-off opponent, even if he is only a patzer.

 

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by Dozy - 10 months ago
Blue Mountains Australia
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2136

isaac_jay:  I NEVER SAW THAT KIND OF OPENING?Surprised

It was a first for me too, Isaac. 

In another first, I'm playing against a Halloween Gambit in one of my current games.  White gives up a piece for a pawn on his fourth move and gets a terrific attack for the piece.  Statistics favour black, but it's a hard grind to get the pieces into play.

The Halloween Gambit reminds me of the Leprechaun Gambit that Pistoleer perpetrated on me last year.  He gave up a piece early and I was silly enough to relax and just push the pieces around waiting for the exchanges to give me an easy win.  It never happened.  He took me to the cleaners.  Pistoleer is/was one of chess.com's most likeable characters, but he's having a hiatus from chess at present.

by isaac_jay - 10 months ago
quezon city Philippines
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 191

I NEVER SAW THAT KIND OF OPENING?Surprised

by Dozy - 10 months ago
Blue Mountains Australia
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2136

Batgirl:  another change? the new satanic look?

I figured it went with my avatar. 

A couple of days ago somebody wanted to start a group for Christians (of the born again, variety, I think). When I pointed out that this might be construed as getting outside help (from UP THERE) and suggested  a match against a team representing the Underlord, my post was deleted ... which was his perfect right, of course.

So I thought it was appropriate to add horns.

My wife and I both thank you for assuming the horns were Satanic and not those of a cuckold!

by batgirl - 10 months ago
NC United States
Member Since: Jun 2007
Member Points: 4326

another change?  the new satanic look?

by Dozy - 10 months ago
Blue Mountains Australia
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2136

Edeshi:  playing the smiley opening is risky as hell

I'm with Batgirl, I've never heard that name either.  Maybe we should name it the Mexican Wave in your honour, Edeshi.

Phil from Blayney:  Here I was considering cutting back on my tournaments this year because of non-chess matters and Dozy dangles the carrot of enjoying his company in Parramatta!! Not very fair mate.

As of this morning, there are 21 players entered in the Sydney International (20 in the Open and 1 in the Challengers) so I might wait a bit to see whether the Challengers gets off the ground before sending in an entry.  Of the 20 in the Open there are 7 GMs, 1 WGM, 4 IMs, 2 WIMs and 2 FMs.  Even if no more titled overseas players enter we should be able to expect quite a few more titled locals to play.

Batgirl:  I'd never heard that called the "smiley opening" but it's very appropriate. :-)

Nice touch doing a smiley with lipstick.  I hadn't seen that before.  BTW, inspired by your "Blog de la Batgirl" (which I liked a lot) I made a change to the title of Dozy's Blog.  After all, "Playground" is more in keeping with my don't-take-me-too-seriously attitude.  There's another change too that I expect somebody will comment on sooner or later.

by batgirl - 10 months ago
NC United States
Member Since: Jun 2007
Member Points: 4326

I'd never heard that called the "smiley opening" but it's very appropriate. :-)

by Phil_from_Blayney - 10 months ago
Blayney, NSW Australia
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 256

Here I was considering cutting back on my tournaments this year because of non-chess matters and Dozy dangles the carrot of enjoying his company in Parramatta!! Not very fair mate Tongue out

Will have to reconsider my decisions now Smile

I love the story as well, it is nice when opponents like to help you to a win !!!

by Edeshi - 10 months ago
Mexico City Mexico
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 37

Hey i think your opponent wanted to show you that he was Happy to play after he got late, playing the smiley opening is risky as hell  

by trentthechessnut - 10 months ago
Picton, NSW Australia
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 391

Hi Dozy yeah I remember that CoS U1600... grumble grumble.  (rmember I came equal third having lost to Dennis wan in the final round. grumble grumble I also remember our very interesting game from that tournament)

I need to return to form as well...

by Dozy - 10 months ago
Blue Mountains Australia
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2136

HI Chessnut.  You picked it in one.  That's the guy, and a very friendly man he is. 

He had me dead in the water in the City of Sydney U1700 a couple of months prior to that and played the "winning" move just one move too soon.  It allowed me to snatch a very lucky win.  Still, it all worked out in the long run:  he and I shared first place and he used his half of the prize money to pay his entry fee into the SIO.

And, no, I'll be missing the Australia Day weekender.  I've been playing awful chess lately.  If I can get it together a  bit I want to play in the SIO supporting event in April and the NSW Open in July.

by trentthechessnut - 10 months ago
Picton, NSW Australia
Member Since: Apr 2008
Member Points: 391

Hey Dozy

Your opponent wasn't HR was it?

It sounds like one of those games he likes to play when playing friendlies.

Playing Australia Day weekender or too far away for you?

by Dozy - 10 months ago
Blue Mountains Australia
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2136

You know where I live, Vigilante ...   Send me a challenge.  (My limit is >1600 so if you don't have that on the board yet send me a friend request.  My friends can challenge no matter what their rating.)

by VlGILANTE_ - 10 months ago
United States
Member Since: Jan 2009
Member Points: 20

Seriously I want to beat you :P

by Dozy - 10 months ago
Blue Mountains Australia
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2136

QUOTE:  NM GreenLaser: A couple of days ago, I had a new cell phone experience - outside of chess. My cell phone case was broken. Before I could replace it, I had my cell phone in a pocket with my car's key, which operates the door and trunk locks remotely. Twice that day, my cell phone and my home phone rang simultaneously and each identified the other as the caller. ENDQUOTE

Interesting, GL.  I hadn't heard of that before ... but I do know what causes it.  It's called IPIO and, in the language of science that's the acronym for the "innate perversity of inanimate objects".

by Dozy - 10 months ago
Blue Mountains Australia
Member Since: Aug 2007
Member Points: 2136

Thank you all for the comments ... even Vigilante, who seems to be salivating at the thought of giving me a chess lesson.    Eek!

by VlGILANTE_ - 10 months ago
United States
Member Since: Jan 2009
Member Points: 20

Man I would like to play you Dozy

by NM GreenLaser - 10 months ago
Chester, NY United States
Member Since: Oct 2007
Member Points: 1415

Your opponent played like a drunk or a sandbagger. Drinking can cause lateness and weak play. The desire to lose rating points motivates some players. A forfeit wouldn't help them.

A couple of days ago, I had a new cell phone experience - outside of chess. My cell phone case was broken. Before I could replace it, I had my cell phone in a pocket with my car's key, which operates the door and trunk locks remotely. Twice that day, my cell phone and my home phone rang simultaneously and each identified the other as the caller. I bought a new case and it has not happened again. I have since then read that cell phones, especially in use, disable transponder keys. I can't explain what happened beyond interference. Chess players with any banned electronic devices at tournaments may not have full control of their operation.

by batgirl - 10 months ago
NC United States
Member Since: Jun 2007
Member Points: 4326

Thanks.
Nice story, nice game, good points.

by plane129 - 10 months ago
ca United States
Member Since: Aug 2008
Member Points: 419

Good game

by nqi - 10 months ago
Southland New Zealand
Member Since: Jul 2008
Member Points: 445

Haha that's what happens when you try to play the opponent rather than the board Laughing Well played

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