Dozy's Inferno

Bums on Seats

Submitted by Dozy on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:40pm.

Words aren't always what they seem. Sometimes longer words can be really small—like nasturtium, for instance—because it has only one meaning. It's a flower. On the other hand, some short words can be quite large—like bum. Bum has so many ... Read more »

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KID Stuff

Submitted by Dozy on Fri Aug 7, 2009 7:18pm.

When I wrote about the KID a couple of weeks ago jimthemagic posted the following quote from “The Main Line King's Indian” by John Nunn and Graham Burgess: The King's Indian is one of the most popular and electrifying of chess openings. Playe... Read more »

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A Wood Pusher's Lament

Submitted by Dozy on Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:01pm.

Some people start things later than others and I was thirty-four when I learned to play chess. Having absolutely no knowledge of the game I had thought that mastery came after decades at the board and that grandmasters would only achieve their ti... Read more »

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A Scary Old Lady

Submitted by Dozy on Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:09am.

In his introduction to The King's Indian Defence, (Fritz Trainer Series) Rustam Kazimdzhanov said that Russian chess players refer to the KID with some affection as “starushka” and, he said, that translates roughly as “my fair old lady”. ... Read more »

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Friendly Chess

Submitted by Dozy on Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:28pm.

Who are the world's friendliest people? It's a matter of opinion, of course, but many nations qualify. I like the Irish who are a particularly cheerful lot—as long as you're not orange in a green pub, or vice versa; and the Kiwis are up there... Read more »

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The Bouncing Knight from Outer Space

Submitted by Dozy on Wed Jul 8, 2009 3:32am.

Is chess.com the best place in the galaxy to play chess, or not? No argument! And why? Because chess.com treats all us individuals like kings. Just a few days ago I completed my 1000th game and, to celebrate, Erik et al  introduced Chess 960.... Read more »

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There's been a murder!

Submitted by Dozy on Tue May 5, 2009 6:22pm.

Last week I was blundering through a game in my usual inimitable style when I overlooked a pawn fork and the loss of a knight. Normally, I'd have said, “Oops!” or something equally intelligent but on this occasion I said, “There's been a mu... Read more »

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The Kamikaze and the Dive Bomber

Submitted by Dozy on Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:26pm.

When I wrote the Assassins' Manual for the Black Shield Assassins Group I was sworn to secrecy by an oath of omerta signed in red ink—the Internet equivalent to blood! So I can't divulge the contents of the manual here but can probably expand a... Read more »

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Poisoned Pawns and 'Tern'-Based Chess

Submitted by Dozy on Wed Apr 1, 2009 5:28am.

In The Court Jester, Danny Kaye found himself forced to fight to the death against an evil black knight. To help him out the heroine poisoned one of the two goblets from which the adversaries would drink and warned him by saying, “The pellet wi... Read more »

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The Bogeyman Factor

Submitted by Dozy on Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:50am.

Two years ago I won the first three games of a Swiss tournament and found myself on Board 1 playing against GM Dejan Antic. I was determined not to wimp out and answered his 1.d4 with a King's Indian Defence—and that is the sort of opening that... Read more »

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