Dozy's Inferno

Capa and the Devil

Submitted by Dozy on Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:03am.

Yesterday davejitsu asked where he might learn about masters from the past. I made a few suggestions, including our own Chess History Group and Batgirl's blog, and then he came back and asked whether I thought Capablanca or Fischer was the better... Read more »

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Chess Tattoo

Submitted by Dozy on Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:48pm.

In a local shopping centre the other day I saw a rather large girl in a low-cut dress. She had a treble clef and a couple of quavers tattooed on her breast. She had good skin tone and colour, and in spite of her weight the tattoo was attractiv... Read more »

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Santa's Mate

Submitted by Dozy on Mon Dec 1, 2008 4:16pm.

It was two days before Christmas at the North Pole and Santa had just returned from kibitzing at the European Rapid Chess Championship in Warsaw. The elves had worked well in his absence and he was looking forward to a trouble-free Christmas Eve ... Read more »

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Chess blindness or neuronepaenia?

Submitted by Dozy on Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:02am.

Do you suffer from chess blindness?  Do you sometimes, in spite of the relatively unlimited time allowed on chess.com, make an error that would have been obvious to a backward five year-old with a squint? I do, and I never realised why until my... Read more »

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Shark in the Park

Submitted by Dozy on Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:34pm.

Although bluebottles in the surf may be more of a problem than sharks, sharks can sometimes create problems for chess players. Especially sharks in the park. Sharks in the park come in many guises and with vastly differing talents. During the 1... Read more »

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Bluebottle Chess

Submitted by Dozy on Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:19am.

Playing chess can be a bit like swimming in the surf. Everything may look safe enough above the breakers but all manner of nasties lie below. Visitors to Australia often ask about the danger of shark attack, but those are so rare that most loca... Read more »

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Good luck, bonne chance, buena suerte!

Submitted by Dozy on Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:22pm.

Do you think that luck plays a part in chess, or is it purely a game of skill?  As one of my opponents said recently, “Chess is a game of cool calculation; luck has nothing to do with it.” If chess were played solely on the chessboard and ... Read more »

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Conditional moves and sliced bread

Submitted by Dozy on Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:50pm.

As the millennium approached I was the breakfast announcer on AIR-FM, a community radio station in Sydney's west. I'd been thinking about the Seven Wonders of the World and realised that there were, in fact, twenty-one of them—seven each from... Read more »

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Harakiri or a slow death?

Submitted by Dozy on Fri Oct 3, 2008 12:31am.

Somebody once said that if your boss offers you a bonus to get a job finished on time that's incentive; if he threatens dismissal, that's motivation. My boss went a bit farther than either of those—he once threatened me with death. It was a ... Read more »

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It's already tomorrow in Australia

Submitted by Dozy on Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:16pm.

Have you noticed that sometimes people who have spent a great deal of time on chess.com suddenly disappear for a while? I've just had a break myself and it extended much longer than intended—probably about six weeks. Of course I wasn't comple... Read more »

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