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Hie, Muffin-Man! The Blog of the Dancing Muffin

Hie, Muffin-Man!


    • back to business!

      The muffin fest is over now. RedSox, u excited for ur birthday tomorrow? Lol, i DID own gauss on the math contest. Yeah, of course everyone loved mie math talent! And mie muffin show! | Read More

    • Muffin Festival on Drury Lane!

      most of u guys might be wondering whie harry and I haven't been online for that much time. That's because we're doing something really special-we're hosting a muffin parade and fest near Theatre Royal on Drury Lane! this means we&#... | Read More

    • Ummm?

      I sort of think im totally taking this as a pain killeer for the rest of mie retirement...eh... Tired, stale, rotten, what else can i say....As a 2000 year old muffin man? So i came up with the idea of creating a math mock test that resembles what... | Read More

    • Mie retirement

      As u might have all realised, i'm already a 2000 (and a half) year old muffin man who has been working in his quaint old bakery for his entire life. Therefore it's somehow time for him to retire, since he's long overworked (owenscowens... | Read More

    • I'm leaving too

      I'm leaving for chicago to see gauss1181 2morrow! (just like harry did a week ago) Bie, Bie, Everyone! Good luck With Life! xD =) | Read More

    • MONKEY IN DA HOUSE!

      Today, Evil-Monkey loved mie muffin blood so he's wondering if I'm doing anything for muffins (or monkeys) on memorial day. But it's true! I had lots o deliveries goin on! Also, some weird monkey sneaked in mie bakery this morning and ... | Read More

    • Good News

      Mie "mathematical" customer, gauss1181, has joined Chess.com! I've spent this night trying to teach him how the site works and he's eager to play online! challenge him if you want, but lets avoid trying to be so extra-hyper with ... | Read More

    • goodbye

      im leaving now for mie muffin blood appointment see ya sunday | Read More

    • Top 5 most annoying things

      5. when mommato4brats deletes me from her friends list when she actually lied to me saying that she loves me (THAT'S SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 4. When MommaTo4Brats deleted mie note when i asked: Am I one of the GOOD people you've... | Read More

    • Top 10 things I enjoy

      10. Annoying MommaTo4Brats just for the heck out of it (haha its scary but u always decline me so im taking mie revenge, so HA!!!!) 9. Living in England and being a British muffin baker 8. Doing math 7. Baking stuff in mie oven (Note what I really... | Read More