That darn 4 move checkmate

I have experience as a chess player and I'm disappointed to say that at least 35% of the players I have played against have used that attack. I can't believe that people who use that call themselves chess players. They are not worthy of being given a trophy or getting a "good game" note.  I have a message for the cheapos that use that four move checkmate: you aren't playing chess and you are not deserving of an opponent who spends their time studying and experimenting the full extent of chess.

Stop the madness!