The innards-spilling battle that is the chess match between the loathsome Arisokatt and heroic Pretty Go Pale is reaching a fever pitch.  Katt, protege of Scipio the Syphilitic, is down a pawn, and his girly-screams of rage and agony grow louder with every passing minute.  Soon, he'll be reduced to a thin, dribbly pudding, and I'll reign supreme -- fair maidens cleaving to my side. 

http://blog.chess.com/PrettyGoPale/the-bloodiest-most-vicious-chess-match----ever

http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=29702528