River full of lost sharks
Submitted by
Theoryful on Sat, 10/25/2008 at 7:56am.
River full of lost sharks...
Current mood: Spaghetti pwns O’s
Mornin' glory,
Its cold. Nuff said? No. Cause I'm bored. Look out....
Busted out the winter gear today. I'm half excited, half sad, and 33% cold about the upcoming winter. I like the snow. I like snowboarding, snowmobiling, snowball fights, snowmen, snow...uh women, snow-midgets, snowflakes, cornflakes, snow angels, snow forts, snow wars, Star Wars, snow days, this list could snow go on forever... I don't like snow shoveling, snow banks that rival the Sears Tower, snow blizzards (as opposed to rain blizzards...), cold feet, cold hands, and that thing that happen after you get out of a hot shower and step onto a cold floor..., tongues that stick to flagpoles, and again that's a hell of a list too.
I had a dream that I instantly forgot about when I woke up... I know it was nuts tho. Something about a cat with a gimp leg and Superman smoking pot.
Anyone into indie music? I go on indie binges from time to time. I like to hear fresh, new sounds from time to time. I'm really digin' the Dodos. Also,
mr. Gnome, it's a two man band, minus one man, plus one woman. Apparently couples make really good music. Her voice is uhhhh hypnotic to say the least. So much passion in their music.
Coffee, be right back.
Okay, sorry to keep you waiting. Where was I? I don't like that question... it's so non-specific. Where was I just then? I don't remember. Who wants a donut?
Oh yea... I can't wait to wear my winter jacket. I look so cool in it. Its a big black jacket with a bunch of padding. Like the Michellin tire dude mated with Oprah and gave birth to my jacket. It sucks. I look retarded in it, but its warm. Like a gigantic scarab that walks on his hind legs.... thats me in the winter time. SUPER EXCITED!!! Cheryl do the snow dance!
So I built these shabby set of stairs for my mothers new home... didn't think they'd pass code but they did. I'm going to fix them before the ground freezes. I just forgot the formula to figure out how many steps at what rise and run... I remembered the next day tho, how convenient. Plus, I had to work with what they had already started with.... so.... yea excuses, I'm full of them.
Did anyone else have to turn on the heat ...uhh.... what night was it... wednesday? I did. No I didn't, I just threw an extra comforter on the bed, extra socks on the feet, and wore gloves to sleep. I was tempted to turn the heat on. The devil and his temptations.... sly guy.
Jenn, I really wish your projecter worked. Not that I'd watch any of the 8 mils, I just want to make a shadow dog/butterfly/duck/shadow... use your imagination. Actually yea, I would watch those films, especially the Leave It To Beaver one, and the Woody Woodpecker.
I just realized my recruitment officer has the same name as me... also just realized that I get ironic when defining irony...
Isn't it ironic? You hear it all the time.... and, most of the time, actually no, it isn't. Hypocritical, cynical, lazy, coincidental, more likely. Hmmm.... Hummm...
Halloween soon... sweet! I don't know what I want be yet, maybe a vampire? a dead cheerleader? No too original, I want to be like everyone else... I know! I'll be a scarab that plays the flute but looks like a naked bear that plays checkers. Or maybe I'll be a naked bear that looks like a scarab... haven't decided yet. Have you? I'm definitely going to raid the Wal-mart candy aisle tho, COUNT ON IT!
I've always wanted to get two people that are color-blind, a stopwatch, a reward of a million dollars, and a rubiks cube together... that'd be fun. Some ESPN shit right there. I bet more people would watch that than the WSOP.
How to end this..... oh, how bout this? Never go swimming in a river full of lost sharks. Just because they're lost, doesn't mean they won't find you.
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I Am the Fun Blame Monster!
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