Submitted by
angelfire23 on Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:02pm.
more disorder in the court
Q: And where was the location of the accident?A: Approximately milepost 499.Q: And where is milepost 499?A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.Q: Sir, what is your IQ?A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.Q: Did yo... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:58pm.
Disorder in Court From a little book called "Disorder in the Court".
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year? A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:18pm.
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:*Directions: Use like regular soap.FROZE... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:50am.
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I Looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there wa... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:54pm.
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning ... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:50pm.
funny bumper stickers
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
-- Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
-- I brake for no apparent reason.
-- Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
-- Out of m... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:52am.
After 15 years of marriage, Kate leaves her husband Danny. Danny lost everything to his X wife, so thinking he’s going insane he takes a little walk through the forest. As he was walking his foot hits a lamp and a genie comes out. The genie says... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:47am.
The World's First Professional
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional.
The doctor said, "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world's first surgery of taking ... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Wed Aug 6, 2008 11:18am.
now take a deep breathe and lagh.
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third an... Read more »
Submitted by
angelfire23 on Sun May 18, 2008 11:59am.
Blonde Vending Machine A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another b... Read more »