The Open File - Interviews

Submitted by Zug on Sun, 08/03/2008 at 11:10am.

We've had such a great response to "The Open File" that we've decided to make it a weekly column instead of monthly.  So, enjoy the now-weekly "The Open File" by Life Master Mike Petersen.


The Open File

by Life Master Mike Petersen (Zug)

Interviews

Since there was such a nice response to my first column on Simuls last week, I thought I'd follow it up with what often happens after it has ended. In my time I have given more than my fair share of simultaneous exhibitions.  Although I’ve enjoyed each and every one of them, there is something that invariably happens after each one that always gives me pause. It's because of the possibility of being interviewed by the local media!  Why do I not look forward to that?  It's because of the questions I get asked by the reporter doing the interview.  The problem is they always send out someone who knows absolutely ZERO about chess.  Based upon my memories of all these interviews, I’ve decided to give you a typical example of all the dumb questions I've been asked over the years.  Trust me, I’ve been asked each question below more than once.  I have added my comments in parentheses.

Reporter: Hello, Mr. Petersen.  How did you manage to win all these games so fast?
Me: Well, I’ve been playing chess for so long that many types of positions have become second nature to me, so I generally know what to do after just a glance at the game.

Reporter: But how do you remember all the moves? (Sigh.)
Me: I don’t remember the moves of all the games as I go.  Based on my experience, I just do a quick evaluation of the position and make a reasonable move.  I do this quickly because I want to make sure the participants don’t get bored waiting for me.

Reporter: How long have you been playing chess?
Me: A long time, almost 40 years.

Reporter: And how many games do you play a day?  (Uh, oh - here we go.)
Me: It isn't a matter of how many games a day I play, but how much I study.

Reporter: Then how many games do you study a day?  (Expected that, didn't you?)
Me: Well, it isn't a matter of how many games I study, but the types of positions I go over and analyze.  This makes me familiar with what to do in most situations.

Reporter: Oh, I see.  (Sure, you do.)  Well, you are a chess master.  How did you get to be a chess master?
Me: By scoring well in tournaments against strong opposition.  One can lose the master title by having bad results.  It's kind of like a batting average.  Over a certain amount, you're a master.  Go under it, you're not.

Reporter: So have you ever lost your title? (Always going for the dirt.)
Me: Right at the beginning I did, but after a while, no.  I’ve been a master since about 1980.

Reporter: Mr. Petersen, how many moves do you look ahead in a game?  (Ugh...I knew this one would come.)
Me: (Smiling) Only one, but it's always the BEST one.  Seriously, most of the time, only three or four moves.  What separates a master from the average player isn't how far he looks ahead, but how he judges the positions reached after looking ahead in several different ideas.  The master knows which positions are more favorable, the club player sometimes doesn't.

Reporter: You mean you can't see ahead 20 moves like they do in the movies? (Are you beginning to get the idea, here?)
Me: No, chess masters don't look ahead 20 moves.  We look ahead 3 or 4 moves, but in each of 5 or 6 different variations.  We keep all of them straight in our heads, and can judge the quality of the position at the end of each different variation much better than the average player.  So, if you want to multiply the 6 variations by the 4 moves in each, then I guess you could say chess masters look 20 moves ahead, but not consecutively.

Reporter: How do you prepare for tournaments? Is it like a boxing match? (Egad!)
Me: Well, usually, I don't.  I just go and play and enjoy myself.

Reporter: You mean you don't prepare at all? (This question is usually asked with an unbelieving attitude.)
Me: That's right.  If I don't know enough about the game by the time the tournament comes up, then all the last minute studying isn't going to help.  You can't cram for a tournament, since you never know who your opponents will be.

Reporter: It’s long been held that you really have to be smart to be a chess master.  Is that true? (Now, for the clincher, and the small measure of satisfaction I allow myself after being subject to stupid questions.)
Me: Oh, yes.  It takes a lot of intelligence.  One has to be quite intelligent to be a chess master, if not a genius.

And the myth lives on...

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Comments:

by Qubit - 2 months ago
Michigan United States
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 228

Zug said:

"Now breathing heavily into paper bag...

Still breathing into bag...

Bag now making funny sucking noise as I breathe, causing me to laugh, which makes me have to use the bag longer...

Still breathing into bag...

...

Whew!  Okay, I'm better now. "

--Easy there chief ! I dont want you dying on my account.

.seems my comment really made a huge impact. It's ok.. jes dont go crazy on the locals with a gun or something. chess is not that important!

by NM Zug - 3 months ago
Longwood, Florida United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 388

Qubit said:

"playing for 40 yrs ? without gaining a title of GM or even an IM? I am shocked."

So am I, shocked beyond belief!  I can't believe that, having made master by the time I was 30 years old, I could not find the time to travel and play in FIDE events.  Why, the fact that I had a wife, kids, and a job should not have deterred me!  It isn't fair!  I never had the opportunity!!  It was my wife's fault!!!  No! It was my kids'...!!!!

Pause...

Now breathing heavily into paper bag...

Still breathing into bag...

Bag now making funny sucking noise as I breathe, causing me to laugh, which makes me have to use the bag longer...

Still breathing into bag...

...

Whew!  Okay, I'm better now.  Tongue out

by Qubit - 3 months ago
Michigan United States
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 228

playing for 40 yrs ? without gaining a title of GM or even an IM? I am shocked.

by NM Zug - 3 months ago
Longwood, Florida United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 388

benws said:

"and we thought masters were so serious"

Not this one!

Regards, Mike

by benws - 3 months ago
NC United States
Member Since: Oct 2007
Member Points: 1457

hahahahaha. really? CNN? that's hard to believe. but nonetheless, very entertaining. and we thought masters were so serious...Laughing

by mpk2klang - 3 months ago
Sentosa OK Singapore
Member Since: Jul 2008
Member Points: 83

I totally agree, it also depends on IQ and EQ

by bobsterlobster - 3 months ago
United Kingdom
Member Since: Jul 2008
Member Points: 15

Might stand to reason, what kind of person plays chess and then becomes a reporter? 

Besides, it's better to have people in the media who don't know what they're talking about. It makes buying the paper that little bit more fun

by EagleHeart - 3 months ago
Larkspur, Colorado United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 62

A tip of the hat to you, Mike. Not only are you skilled in the game of chess, but you also have a talent for remaining poised under a barrage of irritatingly stupid questions from the media.

by NM Zug - 3 months ago
Longwood, Florida United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 388

To Pistoleer:

The best question?  Perhaps you mean the dumbest.  Well, let's see.

The dumbest was when the reporter actually asked, "I can't remember.  Is this Checkers?"

The best question was asked about Bobby Fischer.  The reporter asked, "What happened to Bobby Fischer?" (he was still alive when this was asked)

My reply, "Well, given the position in which Bobby has put himself, who really cares?"

- Mike

by Pistoleer - 3 months ago
Ireland
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 471

Cheers for that piece Mike, interesting and chuckle inducing, can't ask fer more than that ;)

What has been the "best" question you have been asked? Have there been any interviews which you walked away from and thought that it went well or at least that it wasn't frustrating?

by NM Zug - 3 months ago
Longwood, Florida United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 388

Again, thanks for the nice comments!

Naisortep, you ask about my favorite piece...okay, next week my column will be about that subject!

- Mike

by subtext - 3 months ago
Oberfranken Germany
Member Since: Jul 2008
Member Points: 102

Thanks again for sharing from your experience in such a humerous way. It's a pleasure to read. Laughing I look forward to another feature!

by Naisortep - 3 months ago
New York United States
Member Since: Nov 2007
Member Points: 3

But Mr. Zug, what is your favorite piece :).

by mpk2klang - 3 months ago
Sentosa OK Singapore
Member Since: Jul 2008
Member Points: 83

    Once again very interesting ARTICLE, thanks

by NM Zug - 3 months ago
Longwood, Florida United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 388

To LDSDSL -

Spencer, my thanks to you and all the others who have had nice things to say about my column.  More to come!

Regards, Mike

by LDSSDL - 3 months ago
Tinton Falls United States
Member Since: Dec 2007
Member Points: 169

Once again a very interesting article.

by metafor - 3 months ago
San Juan Puerto Rico
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 49

Hahaha, nice zinger there (yes, I got the joke before I read the comments). :D

by NM Zug - 3 months ago
Longwood, Florida United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 388

To davedetal:

I'm glad you enjoyed the column.  Of course you're right about the "IQ/wisdom" ratio, but I had to end the column somehow, and I always like to end with a short little zinger comment, if possible.

Regards, Mike

by davidetal - 3 months ago
Tarragindi Australia
Member Since: Jan 2008
Member Points: 1194

Mike/Zug - methinks your last comment is too self deprecating. There surely is a corrolation between chess skill and intellectual ability. Fischer was famous for having an IQ of 180 or something, for instance. It takes application and apptitude, of course, but application without apptitude is not sufficient to achieve a high rating. Whether there is a corrolation between IQ and wisdom, well, that's a seperate issue. Wink

by NM Zug - 3 months ago
Longwood, Florida United States
Member Since: Feb 2008
Member Points: 388

Nope.  CNN.

Wink

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