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10 Ways You Look Like A Chess Newbie

So you think you’re a cool chess dude, but is it obvious to everyone else that you’re a chess newbie? Here are 10 pitfalls you need to avoid to help you shed the newbie tag!

1. You don’t know all the rules

Yes, I’m serious. Who taught you to play chess? Your father? A friend? A slightly crazy uncle? The chances are they taught you how the pieces move, how to checkmate, and that was all.  

There are a huge number of newbies who have never heard of the en passant rule, and are blissfully unaware of the finer points of the rules about castling.


Not knowing the rules, and - even worse - criticising others when it’s actually you who is mistaken, is the biggest sign that you’re a newbie.

Visit this link to brush up on the facts!


2. You think all draws are boring

“Boring!”, screams the newbie after a hard-fought game lasting several hours ends in a fair draw.  A draw is a perfectly valid outcome of a chess game, and doesn’t mean that the players weren’t trying. The stronger the players, the more common are draws because those titled folk really know what they’re doing and are hard to beat!


Some games are boring, but judge each one by the quality of the play, not the end result!

3. You’ve never read a chess book

There is a truly enormous wealth of literature about chess, and you’ve never read any of it? There are countless books on chess openings, middlegames, endgames, tactics, strategy, biographies and game collections.

We may be living in an age of online opening databases, and have GM strength chess engines available to buy for under £50, but chess books are important learning materials.  Plus, having a shelf full of chess books is the ultimate in geek interior decor!


Try some of the books recommended here for a start.

4. You don’t play any long time-control games. Ever.

Blitz chess is great fun and very addictive. Rapid chess is cool as well, and allows a bit more time for strategic thinking. But unless you play some chess at standard (long) time controls then you’re never going to deepen your understanding of the game.

As for bullet chess (all moves in 1 minute), it’s the crystal meth of the chess world. Go ahead if you enjoy it, but don’t pretend you’re doing anything other than sharpening your reflexes!  A steady diet of nothing but bullet and blitz chess will make your chess thinking as shallow as a paddling pool.



5. You bad-mouth Grandmasters

“Ha-ha, what a loser!”. “Grandmaster Z is such an idiot!”. “I could beat Grandmaster Y with my eyes closed!”

Becoming a Grandmaster is extraordinarily difficult.  Every player that has earned the right to put the capital letters GM before their name is part of an elite group that 99.99% of us can only dream of belonging to.  

But we’re all human, so when a Grandmaster slips up it shows us how difficult our wonderful game of chess really is. One terrible move doesn’t make a great player a bad one.


If you ever had the good fortune to play a Grandmaster, they could crush you like a bug. Show some respect!

6. You know nothing about chess news or chess history.

Imagine an amateur tennis player who had never heard of Bjorn Borg. What about a local league soccer player who didn’t recognize a picture of Pele?

As an amateur chess player, do you know who these great players are?

 
Chess has an amazingly rich history, and games from the great matches and tournaments of the past are freely available.  If you can count the names of famous historical chess players you know on the fingers of one hand, and have no idea what is going in the current world of chess, then you are missing out on a massive amount of chess culture and marking yourself out as a newbie.

7. You never resign

Don’t be ridiculous. If you are losing a chess game there comes a point when your position is so hopeless that resigning is a sensible and courteous decision.  Judging when to resign comes with experience, but it’s an essential part of the game.


8. You complain about your opponent not resigning

The opposite of #7, this character takes any opponent’s refusal to resign as an affront to all that is decent and right in the world. If you are easily winning a chess game, then just enjoy yourself! Your opponent is prolonging their own agony and will lose eventually.  Let their refusal to resign be grist to your mill!

9.  You don’t own a chess set

You might play most (and perhaps all) of your chess on the Internet, but real chess is played in the flesh, with a board and pieces. You can see the whites of your opponent’s eyes and sense their excitement or fear as the game unfolds.

Chess sets come in so many shapes and sizes, from inexpensive plastic sets to beautifully carved wooden sets that are passed down through the generations in families.


If you’ve never played on your own chess set, you’ve never played chess!

10. You think anyone who beats you must be a cheat

By far the most popular topic of discussion among newbies is cheating.  Now, there are undeniably some deluded individuals who get their kicks from cheating at online chess by using computer software to help pick their moves. Fortunately, they are in a small minority, so if you lose an online chess game, don’t immediately accuse your opponent just because your ego is hurt. Figure out where you went wrong and come back stronger next time.



So there you have it. 10 things that make it obvious you’re a chess newbie. Of course, you don’t do any of these things, do you?  But I bet you know someone who does...we were all newbies once.

Comments


  • 3 years ago

    carolinechesslover

    Pros and Cons to this article obviously but it got people talking so that is something :) Chess is a playland and those fortunate enough to get to play must never take for granted the joy and challenge it brings to our minds and hearts.

  • 3 years ago

    Gizmodeus

    I'm inclined to think that worrying about looking like a chess newb is a bigger problem than looking like a chess newb.  I'm a total newb, and as a result, a number of fine people have stepped forward to help me with my game, give me advice, and befriend me.

    As for the article, I think "10 Ways You Look Like an A-hole" might have been a more descriptive title.

  • 3 years ago

    CheapShotFail

    @bloodstainedwarrior

    There are times to resign and times not to. In blitz games or games where you still have many pieces left may not be the time to resign, however in a correspondence game over the internet or a long time-control competitive game over-the-board it is impolite to not resign (or worse just play until the last move and let time run out). Your opponent will not lose on time when they are up such an advantage, and anything that shows a lack of respect for others should not be tolerated. Don't go insulting someone else for showing some sense next time, ok?

  • 3 years ago

    caiquelira

    That article was obviously written with the intention of manipulating the behaviour of chess.com players, the rules have nothing to do with being a newbie, but rather just what the staff think we should do (to their benefit).

  • 3 years ago

    whiskeytown

    I don't like number 7  - if someone wants to resign, fine - but if they want to fight to the bitter end, they probably have earned it - I fought like hell one time and suddenly fell way behind in material but my opponent flagged and lost - so should I have resigned as soon as I saw the pawn promote - I think not

    and whining you'd have won if it wasn't for time should be on here too :)

  • 3 years ago

    Drecon

    It would be nice to have a memory so that I could actually remember the players that I look at games from. I kind of failed at number 6, although I do of course know their names.

    To compensate, I do own five chess sets.

  • 3 years ago

    Jason112

    nice article.

  • 3 years ago

    konstantin_galileyev

    Excellent post, thanks a lot!

  • 3 years ago

    Zokx

    Number 6 and number 3 .. haha i'm a Newbie foshoo :D

  • 3 years ago

    Frankdawg

    Might want to add:

    Hang pieces frequently.

    Don't look before you leap.

    Only look at your own moves, and not your opponents moves.

    Bring the queen out to early too often.

  • 3 years ago

    TBMandalorian

    I have broken rule 10,  for the first time in my life, last week. I have been in a completely won position (Queen up no comp) and suddenly my opponent's thinking time has begun to be deducted from my clock instead of his. I filed a complaint afterwards, but Chesscube (site where I played that game) has not reponded.

     

    P.S. No, I was not just lagging, I won a a bullet match on time, just to test my connection.

    P.P.S. It is possible tha this was a part of a world-wide conspiracy against me.Cool

  • 3 years ago

    Weston48

    At state chess, there were two games where I drew when I had a clear advantage in the endgame for winning.  I hated the fact that I knew my own lack of knowledge was weighing me down.

  • 3 years ago

    Kurushimi

    @Natalia_Pogonina
    Hey, Chess Newbie here. I was wondering why it would be the case that past chess masters would lose to modern ones. I mean, people haven't gotten smarter and chess rules haven't changed so why are modern chess masters better players?

  • 3 years ago

    elbowgrease

    #7 is dumb

    You should keep fighting till the end

    You never know u might get a stalemate if your opponent isn't looking

    Or if they're relaxed or nervous they might make a blunder

    NO TO #7!!

  • 3 years ago

    qixel

    You might just be a chess newbie...

    if you think Capablanca was that movie with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman.

  • 3 years ago

    CheapShotFail

    Wow, and I dislike drawn games. Not to say that I'm a noob none the least, but I actually play competitively and yet some of these still apply...lol

  • 3 years ago

    2pacinchess

    Haha 1-9 was wrong about me, but I always do the 10th thing when I lose! lol im a newbie!!

  • 3 years ago

    Mr-Smiley

    Awesome article - thanks SonOfPearl; I'll be sharing this with my small group of young players on Thursday Smile

  • 3 years ago

    SonofPearl

    @ NimzoRoy - thanks Cool. Yes, I had heard (and Natalia confirmed in the comments here) that some top players don't have a chess set to speak of. I suppose they get to a level where they do everything in their head anyway and having a real set becomes a bit superfluous, especially in the computer age.

    I should point out again that by 'newbie' I just mean someone who is new to chess, not someone who is a weak player.  Knowing something about chess news and culture hasn't helped me be a better player either! Smile But it's a huge part of my enjoyment of the game.Cool

  • 3 years ago

    NimzoRoy

    Nice article but as for not owning a chess set, J. du Mont once visited Capablanca at his home in Havana, and eventually got around to challenging Capa to a game. Much to his amazement the great player then proceeded to pull out a "chess set" in which  the only 2 pieces that matched were the white rooks (they were sugar cubes).

    I'm also not convinced it's really necessary to know much (or any) chess history or chess news that is not theoretically oriented. Being able to ID pictures of great players such as Capa and Botvinnik (above) or knowing fascinating anecdotes about them is entertaining and interesting but not likely to improve anyone's game. I'm living proof of that! 

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