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Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store a... | Read More
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There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
I can resist everything except tempta... | Read More
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I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual.
I'm sorry, it's just not God's will.
I feel called to the ministry as soon as possible.
I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're aphlegmatic.
God loves me and ... | Read More
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(Hopefully you won't use them...)
Nice bible.
I would like to pray with you.
You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
God told me to come talk to you.
I know a church where we could go and talk.
How about a hug, sister/brot... | Read More
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SELF CONTROL IS KNOWING YOU CAN BUT DECIDING YOU WON'T | Read More
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Funny Warning Signs
There are the funniest warning sings:A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP! KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.From the bottom plate of a ... | Read More
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i've decided to live until i die
=] | Read More
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DID YOU KNOW.................
THAT if YoUr Parents didnt have kids YOU won't either?!?!?!!??!?!??!? | Read More
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PEOPLE!!!! I GOT NEWS 4 U!!!!!!!! JESUS ♥'s U!!!( but Im his favorite!!! =D ) | Read More
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Seize the Moment Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between Indulge in the things you truly love Cherish every Sunday At the end of the day... PRAY ........ | Read More