Funny Warning Signs

There are the funniest warning sings:




A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:
CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!

On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:
CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP!
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

From the bottom plate of a lap top:
DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!

Sign at a beach:
The shark prevention net was dismantled for maintenance on 1 November 2004. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:
Look! Our new baby is on our car!

At a zoo in Thailand:
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:
“Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.”

Sign at park:
KEEP JAPAN GREEN
DON’T BURN
THE FIRE CHIEF

A sign at the entrance to a cathedral in Cancun, Mexico
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.

TRAFFIC SIGNS:

Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!

To cross street push button at night.

BEWARE OF ONCOMING CARES


Exit Sign in China
UNCLEAR POWER PLANT

A detour sign in Japan:
STOP. Drive sideways.