If someone shows me such position... I would think that two kids were playing.

What write about such an idiot thing?

I'd rather play 5. d5.  Also, this: 3...Nxe4 4. f3xe4 Qh4+. That's basically a slightly modified version of the completely horrible damiano's opening or something with the moves 1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. f3 Nxe4 4. Qh4+