timmaylivinalie
agent delorismulva
the couch, Canada 
Member Since: Dec 18, 2007
Last Login: Sep 18, 2008
Profile Views: 3204
Points: 291
Status: sittin here thinkin how altruism is such a bad thi (7 months ago)
Occupation: i steal puppies then return them for a reward
About Me:
i like washing my hands.
there are too many humans.
the placenta came out before i did so technically i'm the "afterbirth".
there is one person i would thoroughly enjoy committing heinous acts of violence against and a bunch of others just random acts of violence.
i'm very intolerant...of lactose and other foolishness.
i wish i learned to sew so that i could fix the hole in my shorts.
i don't use drugs and i don't drink so i'll never use them as an excuse for my own stupidity.
meet your meat turned me into a vegetarian. enjoy your alzheimers you bovine eaters.
received my phd in iglooology june '07.
a lyric which i feel speaks volumes of the mahn i've become: "i wear this f'ing mask because you cannot handle me" courtesy of MM.
i've been compared to kasparov in the past by many quality players. not at chess tho...baseball.
my favourite opening is e4, Nf3, d4, Rg1, resign 0-1.