i am joking
Submitted by on Tue, 05/12/2009 at 7:52am.
hey come on we need to relax a bit. i don wanna be trapped in chess Lol.....................................
so here are some jokes
the teacher asked a new student to tell him of his family members the student said my mom is happy my dad is silly and my brother is smiling the teacher said "you msut be kidding" the student replied no i am "joking"
one man is ironing his clothes and the phone bell rang, instead of picking up the phone the man picks up the iron and his ear burns.At the hospital the doctor asked i know how u got your ear burnt but how did u get the other burnt too? the man replied "they called again"
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?
A blackboard!
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
A man and his clever son:-
My wife left the car unattended for only a minute, but it was long enough for our two year old son to climb in, throw the car into reverse and crash into a lamppost. He was fine but the car wasn’t, and I had a hard time explaining who was behind the wheel of the insurance company. After a slight pause, the adjuster asked, “Do you let him drive often?
A man telling a funny thing his friend tom did:-
Tom a friend of mine was recently on holiday with his family in the Swiss Alps. One day he went for a walk through a deep valley. He decided to test its reputation for amazing echoes. “HELLO”! He shouted out and, sure enough back came the reply, “HELLO”! “HELLO”! ”HELLO”! Very much amused by this, he shouted out “TOM”! Much to his surprise back came another reply. “YES”?”
I HOPE U ENJOY. I WILL BE ADDING MORE JOKES SOON for more fun visit my site http://www.funngames.synthasite.com and sign me guestbook there i will feel honoured if u do