The title says it all: I'm just a lazy group admin who wants to find a better way to annoy people so they are forced to join my team/group.

YOU HAVE TO JOIN MY GROUP, OR ELSE YOUR CHESSBOARD WILL EXPLODE INTO A BILLION TINY SPLINTERS THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REMOVE. (Yes, I just made that up and typed it in about 15 seconds.)

Alright, no, no, no, that's not me. But I really do feel like it's time for my group, 1.e4 Lovers, to get some fresh members, especially those in the 1500-2200 range who have a strange obsession and attraction for team matches. Obviously, though, don't join if you've played 1.d4 or 1. Nf3 or 1.c4 your whole chess life.

Yes, the group is CLOSED, so please give me time to sort out applications. Thanks so much for wasting 3 minutes of your life possibly reading a blog post that you now realize you don't care about!