Here Is a great funny story that came from a game between me and kobe-bryant.
Its was in a team match my group squad of 1 vs. his group the farm.
The match name was the farmer vs. the farm.
kobe-bryant: i came off my high horse to atack ya's!
drakesdman: and i jumped out of my pick up truck to laugh at your horse :)
kobe-bryant: i jumped into your pick up truck to laugh at you as i stole it.
drakesdman: i grabed the 12 gauge that i keep in the backof the pick up and laughed as the pickup truck sputters and dies
drakesdman: : ) this will be a fun game
kobe-bryant: my horse is like hilralgo and will bite you in the leg.
drakesdman: my pig crap covered overalls taste bad and your horse runs from the smell
kobe-bryant: according to state law you have to keep your shells in the glove box, i have your bullets. and my horse is ticked off!
drakesdman: so right now a horse is attacking me while people laugh at you as you try to restaart the junkie truck?
drakesdman: then i jump on the horses back and use my gun as a whip as i charge toward you
kobe-bryant: so i ran into your house where my horse could not fit.
drakesdman: i make the horse run into a ditch were it breaks its legs but i jump off at the lst second
drakesdman: i rest in ditch then sneak around back to get my spare bullets
kobe-bryant: but you find me with your loaded spare gun, kaboom i blast at last.
kobe-bryant: i missed because i shot so fast but i hit your dog in the tail.
drakesdman: so i hit the gun out of your hand and it rolled under the pantry that is locked
kobe-bryant: it's lock because of the alien that you forgot about as you rush to unlock it will your key.
drakesdman: lol ummmmmmm the alien is friendly and i keeep him in there so the goverment doetnt take him i retrieve the gun
kobe-bryant: u see the movie signs?
kobe-bryant: funny you said that because the goverment broke right threw the door and ticketed you for your poor lawn keeping.
drakesdman: they saw the alein and arrested you seeing that i wa pointing the gun at the alien and thanked me for capturing it
kobe-bryant: dam
drakesdman:
kobe-bryant: the alien is really a mexicain that had escaped the boarder patrolls arrest but saw his family taken and is now really mad! he grabbed your gun and got you all sparing me to flee!
drakesdman: i fool the goverment into me being inoccent and come after you
kobe-bryant: and that was a post mortum pardon because the mexicain had nothing to eat but you.
kobe-bryant: but you were rencarnated as a bear and now it's 3 years later.
drakesdman: lol in a hunting trip u take i stalk you and push you off a cliff
kobe-bryant: at i land at the bottom. 4.5 feet down.
drakesdman: lol
drakesdman: in a pile of deer dropppings
kobe-bryant: witch attracted a polarbear gizzly hybrid bear which is the liger of bears, and it want's to fight you for kobe food!
drakesdman: were i flee and it devours you quickly then you are reincarnated as a
kobe-bryant: dolphine and you have just gone to sea world.
drakesdman: a bear at sea world?
drakesdman: as a special land vs water wrestling match to the death for entertainment and am paired up against a turtle for round 1 which i eat and for the championship against a dolphin
kobe-bryant: oh i forgot you were a bear....you traveled far and are hungery so you jump into the dolphine tank but you didn't see shamoo!!!!
drakesdman: until he boots me out of the water and i run away and snack on a human
kobe-bryant: whom was the walrus trainer(treat giver) and now you have got all the seals and walrusus pushing you back into the orca tank as i make flipper slash spongbob noises.
(i couldn't think of anything and the game was almost over so)
drakesdman: lol and then i die you win :) thanks for the story