1,Q:why is the longest human nose on record only 11inches long?

   A:because if it were 12 inches it would be a foot.

2,Q:why did the girl sit on her watch?

   A:because she wanted to be on time.

3,Q:what 2 words have thousands of letters in them?

   A:post office.

4,Q:why did the three pigs have a home?

   A:because their father was a big boar(bore).

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