phrage: santa claus is watching

meow42: MEOW!

Cardman: I have this hobby I enjoy, everyday, try real hard, but I am not good at this hobby. This hobby is chess.

willspooner: What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

timon1: im wearing a bra

bicheno: yeah and im an old hag

ajkiran1994Rajkiran: it is bad

iloa-is-a-big-gronk: not as bad as ur face

Woodthumper: my telephone is down, the string between the two cans broke

TANTRICO: why? what's wrong with saying huh??? hamsters says that all the time. huh????

drumdaddy: sad news, it was just reported that cupid was found slain this morning with several arrows in his head. authorities won't state whether it was a suicide or a routine cupicide.

honey1993: i have 2 wax my back and tummy cuz its hairy :O

Stockholder: My soul tastes like fried chicken

outrider: *throws panties*

jpd64: I'll catch them with my teeth

summersolsticeglow: PFD_1 you mean the middle finger :D Like this ..!..

taffs_welsh: im so happy...i could poop...lol

yarborg: i wipe bottom with birch bark

youngpro: anyone who likes britney stand infront of my shotgun. I can't stand her

deepOzzzie: i collect food stamps. :P

girlwhohastalent123: coughs- hey matt want me tto feed u a nuckle sandwich??? haha jk =p

thepawnpusher: girls only see 3 things in men, looks, looks, and looks

happyness4621: who the heck is kosher pickle?

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Stoadhalld: problem with servers?

CyberSensei: what's wrong stoard?

CyberSensei: *stoard?

CyberSensei: *stoad?

CyberSensei: sry finger not awake yet.

CyberSensei: *fingers

CyberSensei: arg!!!