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The dreaded work-related 500-ELO-drop Syndrome

Ok, so you arrive at your office like any normal day, full of energy (yeah..., right), ready for another day of hard work. You turn on your computer, check your e-mail and begin your day-to-day chores... Then that prickly question pops on the back of your mind: "Has any of my opponents made a move?"

Let's face it! We are chess junkies! But that's the subject of another blog entry... (BTW, if you're NOT a chess junkie, my most sincere apologies) So, what do you do? You log on to your Chess.com account and take a peek... "It's not gonna take long, I'll just have a look to see if anyone has played"... And, oh, surprise! Someone has made a move! Inmediate reaction: you click the "My Move!" link "just to see what the move was". But, no...

Once you see the board, you start analyzing and thinking about your every possible response to your opponent's move; calculating variations in your mind and getting a rush of adrenaline once you spot an exciting check or sacrifice; all of this while keeping an eye on the lookout for costumers, co-workers or (worse) the boss... And here comes catastrophe! You hear someone coming, grab the first piece that crosses the path of your mouse cursor, drag it to its destination and click the "Submit move" button...

And the precise moment your finger releases its hold on the mouse, you see it: your brilliant sacrifice is, in fact, a dumb blunder!

Curiosly enough, you had already seen it was a blunder! It was the first move you looked at! And, obviously enough, no one was coming...

This has happened to me several times now, and I'm sure it has happened to some (if not most) of you... It's what I call the "Work-related 500-ELO-drop Syndrome"... How many chess games have been lost, how many poor queens have been left hanging? Why do they have to make that damm "My Move!" link red? It's just so tempting!

The name is self-explanatory: when playing chess while trying to keep up with your job (or school, or driving, or extreme sports), one of them is going to suffer. Most of the time, it's chess... So, you end up playing like a patzer. In my case, since I'm already a patzer, it only leads to remarkably stupid moves... :P

I guess the ultimate solution for this problem is "Don't play chess at work!", although I would add the corolary "If you are going to play chess at work, tell the secretary you are not available, for anybody!" Please, do comment on this issue and let me know what you think. And also, let me know that I'm not alone if you also suffer from the dreaded 500-ELO-drop Syndrome...

PS: Thank you, amazing people of HRCE Ltd. for the photo... It's the best one I found... :P

Comments


  • 3 years ago

    zombywoof

    That is great Angelo!  BTW, what hours do you work?  Since we are starting a game I thought I could use any advantage I can get!  Truth is, I totally share your affliction.  The sad thing is that I make too many blunders even when I am not working.....sigh

  • 3 years ago

    Khody

    Hi,

    My name is Khody, and I suffer from 500-ELO-drop Syndrome

  • 3 years ago

    slimcheffy

    hahaha Lysis !! I love it....I am not alone :)

  • 3 years ago

    Lysis

    Amen...I have three games now in progress where this has happened.  Although I would like to add a related syndrome...Wife Is Bugging Me Syndrome .  I have made mistakes b/c I needed to make a move in the next 4 hours and she is going to drag me off to some store where she will ask my opinion, tell me how wrong it is, then get what she wants anyway (b/c I know all about curtains and lamps)...making my being there kind of silly, but all in the name of 'spending time together' mantra.  Thus I have to move b4 we go, and 'BAM ' stupid move!  haha

  • 3 years ago

    edwinn

    just the the same..

  • 3 years ago

    AngeloM

    Believe it or not... I forget... (Geez, I forget why I enter a room sometimes... even if it is the kitchen!) :P

  • 3 years ago

    yoff

    Why is it that you hit the submit button, though? Could you not just postpone the decision for later? It is not like you will forget your thought process...

  • 3 years ago

    jmontslayer

    i like the rest of ur victims failed to see the  AMAZING BLUNDER,and if ur trying to make some of us feel better,i dont work and no1 distracts me at all when i play,therefor i can only blame myself .man i wish i had a job and a boss or wife to blame my moves on lol

  • 3 years ago

    AngeloM

    :P I actually misscalculated something because I was playing chess... but I actually got time to correct it, before I presented it to the boss...

  • 3 years ago

    MyNames

    You messed up projects while playing chess??????????? YOU'RE AS #*@ WILL BE OUT THE WINDOW SOON ENOUGH. BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT THAT IS HILARIOUS. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU NOT DO YOUR JOB

  • 3 years ago

    AngeloM

    It's nice to know I'm not alone, lubo... :P Hopefully, you won't burn down the restaurant, cheffy! :P

    I can relate, Josh... my last two girlfriends HATED that I play chess... and I mean, hated, as in "I'll kill you! I'll put that damm chess board up your..." :P

    And, yeah! :D I might post a game when I've messed up a nice position by playing at the office, MyNames, mate... :P (Or a proyect I messed up by playing while working :P)

  • 3 years ago

    MyNames

    I feel the exact same way, nice article, you should edit it by adding a game where you messed up because I would like to see that. Your pretty good, what kind of blunder could it be?

  • 3 years ago

    Josh_bruni

    You haven't blundered against me yet. You must make your moves against me while at home.

    I can't entirely relate to the "Work-related 500-ELO-drop Syndrome"...  since I am currently unemployed due to a car crash and 7 knee surgeries.

     But I have made a blundering move when I heard my wife coming. She is worse than any boss. As nice a woman as she is, she gets the most annoying tone in her voice when she says “Chess….Again????” , “Why aren’t you doing such and such”, “why aren’t you researching such and such” or “why aren’t you reading your investing books (Graham and Dodd)?”

    So I prefer to feed my addiction when she is not in the room, I make better moves.

     Not that it helps against you Angelo.

     I think you should only play against me while you are at work, during normal business hours, and preferably when you have a tight deadline for a major project.

  • 3 years ago

    slimcheffy

    Thats hilarious Angelo....I guess you weren't at work while playing me because you trounced me pretty good !!

    I can definitely relate to your post, I too check my Chess at work (card carrying Chess -Junkie) and have on more than one occasion been in the middle of a thought process when "work calls" and I quickly hit "submit move".

    There is no doubt whatsoever that my Chess has suffered greatly because of work getting in the way. I'm OK with that though.

    I will start to worry and possible look for the closest Chessaholics Annonymous Club if I ever get to the point where I am playing like a genius while my workplace slowly burns down around me....:P

  • 3 years ago

    lubo

    You're not alone... :( my blitz is suffering because of this sindrome

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